You know what’s funny? I think I grow more facial hair under my chin and on my neck, then on my face. I could be a hillbilly!
I think that if I really tried, I could grow half a beard.
Speaking of hillbillies, I suddenly found something about the country music station I am forced to listen to at work, that I like: The talking.
Speaking of country I found my self making up a little country song in my head. The chorus goes like this:
He’s a queer in dixie, what-cha gonna do.
Should we string ‘em up, run ‘em outa town, send ‘em to timbuktu.
He’s a queer in dixie, what-cha gonna say,
Jesus don’t like Homos, so ya better be on yer way, hey, hey.
Yeee-haw!!!
Did you know that if people didn’t hunt deer there would be a-lot more traffic accidents caused by deer? I didn’t.
Country music is simple minded stuff, for simple minded people.
Speaking of simple minded people, George Bush keeps saying that John Kerry won’t make up his mind. I say, good. Change your mind as often as it takes until you get it right. Dubya is going to run this country into the ground because he is too stubborn to admit he is wrong.
The Chief arms inspector’s report on WMD's said that there is no evidence of WMD’s in Iraq after 1992. Oops.
The Giants gagged in glorious fashion.
The Forty Niners are so bad that I won’t even watch them anymore. John York is a dork.
-Oh yeah, I'm playing at Butter on Halloween weekend. Saturday the 30th, in fact. Check it out at Pixelbiscuit.com for more info and crazy flyers.
Don't tell the ladies about this but an Essex man believes he has the biggest member in Britain - a 2ft monster which he calls Melvin.
A Malaysian man has married for the 53rd time, tying the knot a second time with the first woman he wed.
In search of a date, an ex-con instead found a quick way behind bars when police said he tried to use a checking account that wasn't his - that of the Madison County Jail.
A sign warning drivers that thieves were in the area has been stolen.
A humming sex toy has sparked a major security alert at an airport in Australia.
“You’re like a poet, dude.”
-Kid talking to his girlfriend in ‘SLC Punk’
Does anyone know anyone in the Video Game industry? I have an idea that I think will turn the gaming industry on it’s ears. Let me know.
Bye.