Toys depicting the 9/11 terrorist attacks were placed in candy. You won't believe
this .
I was recently at the grocery store and noticed the ‘Homestyle’ waffles, and it got me to wondering. Just what does ‘Homestyle’ mean? In my case it would mean ‘Bisquik’.
I greatly enjoy telling all my redneck co-workers that all I eat is granola, yogurt, bean sprouts, and tofu. I told them I eat 'Tofurkey' at Thanksgiving. Their reactions are absolutely helarious. They don't know whether to laugh or cry. Yeah!
Did you all hear about the guy who wound up with six puppies? Apparently he tried to give them away, but failed. Having done so, he then made the logical next step in the puppy process and decided to shoot them all. Makes sense, right? So, having despatched three of them he picked up the forth and the little guy’s leg hit the trigger and shot the dude in the hand. He is now in jail, and the puppies are at the pound where they would have most likely ended up dead anyway, had they not shown up on the evening news.
A women's soccer team has been thrown out of an event in Central America after organisers found they were all prostitutes.
Where the hell have the FrankFiles been?
Working. Deal with it.
Bonny Doons is in the news! This just in from my corespondent in Santa Cruz:
(Santa Cruz, Calif.-AP, September 20, 2004) — The weekend cleanup of a popular stretch of beach netted the usual garbage: clothing, beer bottles and rusty nails.
What made the effort at Bonny Doon Beach different from cleanups elsewhere on the California coast were the volunteers: Many were nude.
Members of the Bay Area Naturists club were among those who collected 600 pounds of garbage at one of Northern California's most popular clothing-optional beaches, seven miles north of Santa Cruz.
For more crazyness check this this out.
By the way, I just spent about an hour deleting 'cialis' and 'viagra' ads from my comments in every freakin' FrankFiles entry.
Dear Viagra and Cialis:
!!!!!!FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely, Frank
A teenager endured a driving test lasting over three hours because her examiner got lost.
A mobile phone saved a man's life when it stopped a crossbow arrow in Australia.
A Dutch town hopes Scottish highland cattle will drive away gay couples who use a local park to have sex.
Romanian convicts who appealed to get out of jail on the grounds they needed to have sex with their wives to stop them having from having affairs have had their request turned down.
A cat which fell asleep in a washing machine survived a 60-minute cycle at 40C.
Students at a Catholic school complained about new Haribo sweet wrappers which they claim portray fruit having sex.
“If half goes to Bart, and half goes to my Vegas Wife, what’s left for Mo?”
-Homer Simpson
“Football is very much like America. One part discipline, one part courage, and one part an efficient organization, or teamwork.”
-Vince Lombardi
"As natural selection works solely by and for the good of each being, all corporeal and mental endowments will tend towards perfection."
-Charles Darwin, The Origin of the Species, 1859
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. When you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you."
-Friedrich Nietzche, Beyond Good and Evil, 1885-86
yeah, dubya, what he said.