http://www.pixelbiscuit.com/frankfiles/ en-us 2005-09-27T19:36:34-08:00 http://www.pixelbiscuit.com/frankfiles/000109.html The FrankFiles have returned yay. This is a big one, I hope you have time. I've been hoarding my rage. Much has happened and I don’t remember all of it, but here goes, and forgive the time delay. Darth Vader... Frank 2005-09-27T19:36:34-08:00 http://www.pixelbiscuit.com/frankfiles/000108.html For those of you new to the FrankFiles, please forgive my bad spelling and punctuation. For those of you who disagree with me, too bad. Actually I welcome disagreement, but bring proof, studies, sources. My mission statement is this: You... Frank 2005-09-14T18:18:06-08:00 http://www.pixelbiscuit.com/frankfiles/000107.html Behold, though he cometh unto the dawning of the night, and though he wealdeth the great Dirkaltwyr; battleaxe of mercy, above his swollen head, yeah, his sexual prowess, beauty, mental capacity, and ego, shall know no bounds, for it shall... Frank 2005-09-11T13:00:15-08:00 http://www.pixelbiscuit.com/frankfiles/000105.html I have a new, new job. In this new, new job, part of my new, new job is to place large volume fans in such a way so as to dry stuff out. The first fan I placed by myself... Frank 2004-11-26T13:47:37-08:00 http://www.pixelbiscuit.com/frankfiles/000104.html I think the Democrats are going through some growing pains. Remember, fellow progressives, that the conservatives had to suffer through eight years of Bubba Clinton’s reign of terror. Remember too, progressives, that in this country, you have to come across... Frank 2004-11-19T17:52:12-08:00 http://www.pixelbiscuit.com/frankfiles/000102.html Has anyone actually thought about the concept of star sixty nine? Somebody got over on some poor fool at the FCC, methinks. Does anyone else read like me? Below was no problem for me; I skim. I cdnuolt blveiee taht... Frank 2004-11-10T18:04:24-08:00 http://www.pixelbiscuit.com/frankfiles/000101.html You know what’s funny? I think I grow more facial hair under my chin and on my neck, then on my face. I could be a hillbilly! I think that if I really tried, I could grow half a beard.... Frank 2004-10-06T17:19:54-08:00 http://www.pixelbiscuit.com/frankfiles/000098.html Toys depicting the 9/11 terrorist attacks were placed in candy. You won't believe "target=_blank> this . I was recently at the grocery store and noticed the ‘Homestyle’ waffles, and it got me to wondering. Just what does ‘Homestyle’ mean? In... Frank 2004-09-24T17:34:29-08:00 http://www.pixelbiscuit.com/frankfiles/000095.html I was recently looking over a deck of nudey-girl playing cards. How is it possible to have fifty two pictures of naked chicks and not one single one of them was not totally disgusting? Actually there was only one that... Frank 2004-08-31T17:25:36-08:00 http://www.pixelbiscuit.com/frankfiles/000094.html Where have the FrankFiles been? Don’t ask so many questions! The FrankFiles will come out approximately whenever-the-hell I wish them too, and you will accept this, and live with it, and like it! “Hi, I’m the shop-bitch, what’s your name?”,... Frank 2004-08-21T13:51:21-08:00 http://www.pixelbiscuit.com/frankfiles/000093.html First off, I’M PLAYING AT BUTTER YAY! August twenty seventh. Be there! Don’t worry I won’t be playing techno. Just house. Rest in peace, Superfreak. May you for ever par-tay-hey-hey-yow! I got to operate a crane this week at work.... Frank 2004-08-08T12:18:22-08:00 http://www.pixelbiscuit.com/frankfiles/000092.html Skye had one job on her list of prospective employers. She sent out one resume, got one interview, and now, my happy friends and family, you will be glad to know, she starts a week from Monday. What is the... Frank 2004-08-01T15:52:57-08:00 http://www.pixelbiscuit.com/frankfiles/000091.html Metallica has allowed a camera crew in to watch them as they’ve undergone therapy. They say that the camera was what forced them to be real to each other. The movie is out now and is supposed to be really... Frank 2004-07-25T11:42:49-08:00 http://www.pixelbiscuit.com/frankfiles/000090.html Hello again everybody and welcome to the FrankFiles. I am back, and foaming at the mouth as usual. Hah! I decided early on in the trip to Vegas, that when someone we met asked me what I do, I would... Frank 2004-07-17T12:07:27-08:00 http://www.pixelbiscuit.com/frankfiles/000089.html Vegas Rocks. And without gambling, too! My new job Groundwater Pump and Well starts Tuesday. Training the new guy pretty much sucks. But I am glad they have a replacement. Hopefully I don’t have a guy like him training me.... Frank 2004-07-08T17:07:21-08:00